July 13, 2007

One afternoon earlier this week I managed to drag myself away from the office to go have a real lunch at a restaurant, as opposed to my usual sandwich at my desk routine. Not surprisingly, I got bored pretty quickly, and so decided to text a special friend. I figured he'd probably be home becaue he works at a bar and doesn't go in til 7.

me: *lixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx*
him: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby!
me: Hee. Hi.
him: what's up sexy?
me: Nothing. Just saying hi. Whatcha doin?
him: laying in bed ;)
me: Mmmmm. Lazy.
him: yeah, kinda
me: :)
him: *lixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx*
me: *shares my lunch*
him: what's for lunch? I'd rather eat you for dessert
me: buffalo chicken salad
him: *eats you*
me: Mmmmm. That would be good too.
him: I'd love to eat you out for hours
me: Mmmmm. I can't tell you how long it's been...
him: I love eating pussy. I love it more than getting my cock sucked, usually
me: As long as you do, because I guarantee I'd want to
him: 69ing is very fun
me: I'm not a fan. Can't concentrate
him: heehee... ok, we'll just take turns
me: Mmmmmm... Deal. What about kissing?
him: but I like eating pussy with you sitting on my face
him: I love kissing
me: Me too... Sometimes I'd rather do that than anything else.
him: kissing is very erotic
him: I'm soooooooo horny right now
me: Awww. You should do something about that
him: just started stroking
me: Mmmmmmmm. Good.
me: wish it was my tongue
me: lightly spiced just enough to make you tingle...
him: Mmmmmm very yummy

At which point I was walking out of the restaurant and gave him a call from the car. Didn't take much to finish him off, though I think the clicking of my heels on the tile floor of my office lobby did the trick more than anything I said at that point.

I think what made it so fun for me was that I was dressed in professional clothing. I had my calendar, my cell phone, and a presentation binder on the table. I bet no one would have guessed at the true nature of the text conversation going on...

;)