October 09, 2009

It's no secret around here that I flirt via text message, and that those conversations are more often than not downright explicit. It's fun, and doesn't hurt or exploit anyone.

Well, earlier today I was filling out one of those silly "Note" memes on Facebook, entitled "Can you fill this out without lying?". Now, my Facebook friends list is comprised mainly of people from high school and people I have gone to church with, with a sprinkling of family members- including my mother- thrown in for good measure. And one of the questions was "What does the most recent text message in your inbox say?" and I got a little worried becasue I remembered the last person I'd been texting with.

Thankfully, the most recent message turned out to be something banal about last night's hockey game from a local friend, and I could indeed complete the note without lying. The title of this post? Is because the second to last message in my inbox was:

"Well, if it were me, it would have been a lot more fun. And you’d have been walking funny"